Monday, 18 March 2013

Red Nose Day

What did you do for Red Nob Day? I sat in the bath up to my neck in chopped liver (a long-time dream come true) for a couple of hours, sponsored up to the eyeballs. Yes, someone somewhere will soon be able to afford a bowl of rice thanks to my diligence and the generosity of my friends. It's really all down to the traditional British sense of fair play. You pillage these countries for centuries, kill and enslave their people, plunder their resources, rob their minerals, cripple them with debt and once a year you can stand in the shopping centre with a bucket on your head and if you're lucky you can raise enough money to ship out some Right Guard. Brings a tear to the eye and a warm glow to the soul, doesn't it?

Picture source: Dylan Jeavons

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