Monday, 25 June 2012

State of the Nation

Dave Cameron is a nob. Cleggy is a nob. Ed Moribund is a nob. Wee Georgie Osborne is a nob. Blair is a nob. Hazel Blears is a nob. Gerald Kaufman is a nob. Tony Benn is a nob. The Haus of Commons are nobs. The Haus of Lawds are nobs. The entire political class are nobs. They spent years accumulating duck castles, big fuck-off plasma screens and midnight snacks at our expense and then got all in a tizz about making their larceny public. Now Dave wants to cancel hausing benefit for the under-25s. Dave is a nob. The Queen is a nob. The Jubilee is a nob. The Olympics is a nob. Danny Boyle is a nob. These parasites are all nobs.

5 comments:

  1. Wot is it what they say in the Haus of Knöpfes? "Hören Sie hört". Indeed, well sed auld bean, but don't forget, Gove, Lansley, Dumkopf-Smith, Harmon, Burcow, Hughes (definitely Hughes) and many, many more are too knöpfes... Oh yes, oh yes...

    Nice choon!

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  2. Jeremy Hunt too, what a beastly hunt.

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  3. Are you a nob too?

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